No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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