Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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