Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
home. puking in laundry basket.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
