Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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