In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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