And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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