M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just google imaged poop.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
