So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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