we made out on top of his cat.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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