Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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