She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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