So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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