Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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