Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he fucked my hip out of place.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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