i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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