its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Its about making memories worth repressing
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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