Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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