I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I deserve this hangover.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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