I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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