what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were trust falling into bushes
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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