did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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