Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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