yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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