Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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