hotel room ftw
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Randomize
