Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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