just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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