What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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