David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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