I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Randomize
