like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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