I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I understand Curling. That high.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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