Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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