last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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