quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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