IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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