I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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