So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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