it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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