she was so not down for the gang bang
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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