just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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