Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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