what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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