Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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