...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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