im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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