It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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