god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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