She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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