All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's rum buckets o'clock
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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