I got chris browned last night
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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