whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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