Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Boobs speak an international language.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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