Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he thought i was a dude.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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