Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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