I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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