what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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